What can I say?

I sit here and think and think about what to post about. I come up with nothing. I say to myself, well it doesn't have to be funny, just write about something interesting that happened to you. That doesn't work, no remotely eventful thing has happened to me. So then I say well just make up something ridiculous like everybody else. I can't do that either. My mind just doesn't work like, that no matter how hard I try. Oh hold on, I have a story. Once upon a time ,no ,no I don't. Well I think I've fill up just about enough space to post.